Comedy Giant Milton Berle Dies – Giant Penis to be
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA -- The comedy and porn worlds
simultaneously mourn the loss of Milton Berle, who died at the age of 93.
Berle, best known for he unusually large penis, was also a funnyman who
enjoyed dressing up as a woman on 50’s television, and privately for his wife.
News of the death sent a shockwave through the porn industry, where Milton Berle had become a symbol of excellence to most male porn stars due to his outstanding penis. When reached for comment, Ron Jeremy stated, “Uncle Milty was a guy with a big schlong, I’ll give him that. He was like a God, a God with a really big schlong. He was funny, sure, but his dick, well, that was funnier. That’s what I’ll miss.”
